Gerard Way witnesses 9/11 and as a consequence, starts My Chemical Romance
Stephanie Meyer sees My Chemical Romance and becomes inspired to write Twilight
Somewhere in Rio de Janeiro, a man by the name of Felipe Neto is so outraged by the Twilight movies that he makes a hate video about them that goes so viral he becomes one of Brazil’s biggest YouTubers
His brother Luccas Neto rides off his fame and becomes a children’s YouTuber
Across the Atlantic, Portuguese children become obsessed with his videos. Like the lusophone Jake Paul
Portuguese children watch his videos so fucking much that they begin talking like they’re from Rio
Portuguese parents are horrified by the Brazilian Portuguese but can’t make it stop
Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect
For the purposes of this demonstration, my self hatred and anxiety will be played by Adam Cole
My support group, healthy diet, and medication will be portrayed by Keith Lee
And now, without any further ado, the demonstration.
Now, Dolph Ziggler will portray my feelings of inadequacy
And my wife saying that she is proud of me will performed by Lord Tensai
Ok? Here we go
Okay one more
Today, an imaginary argument that is going to stress me out will be played by Shelton Benjamin
And the various methods I can use to remind myself that fake arguments don’t get to dominate my thinking or effect my mood will be played by the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels
saw someone whose DNI was like “do not interact if you like or support xyz media unless we’re mutuals and then it’s fine”. love that. it’s not problematic if I like you.
ALT
